1. The dance machines: They must not hear small music laidis, they will be jumping and be showing their dance skills, they will Sha dance better than the bride!
2. The Bank officials (money pickers) : These ones will be epping you to pick money and be "Padding it"Almost all Nigerian kids do this, we consider wedding days as PayDay...
3. The Uninvited: they're the one that will be dragging with bouncer at the entrance and be saying "I'm the bride's mother's cousin's boyfriend's brother" all na wash!!! 😂 😂
4. The "I know everybody" group: Once they enter person wedding, that's when they will be seeing their primary school and childhood friend and will nor sidaun in one place! 😕😒😒😒 They juss enta your parry like:
5. The Fashionistas: all these ones ehn! They will be outshining people, they're the ones that will dress better than the couple Ahn Ahn ezz not a fair sometin! 😢
6. The "I get money crew" #ATM 🏧: they just came to your wedding to show they have money but who dat one concern, just "spray me the money eeehhh"...
7. The Lagos Lookers: They just came to sit, look, look and look till its time for them to go home... Dance, they won't, but will be there like:
8. Bureau De Change: They will be waiting for people to spray new 100 naira notes so they can change a whole bundle for next week's party!!! 😂
9. Late Comers: These are those type of people that wedding will start at 1pm and they'll be arriving at 5pm as if ezz club they're going Kuku ma come at all!!! 😕😕😕
And last of them
10. The Foodies: Kai! They didn't come and celebrate with you, they only came for food... Sure it's good that you eat at a party but don't make it a necessity. Some will say because they bought cloth of 10k, they must eat everything...
After reading all these, you should know what to watch out for at your wedding... My name is Taofeek T. Gawat and I'm just trying to make a COMMON SENSE!
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